Cats

[SCBrian]

NT2C - I have questions... Can I borrow one of your floofs?

[NT2C]

NT2C - I have questions... Can I borrow one of your floofs?

Sure!  May I suggest Miss Kimmy?  She's sweet, affectionate, and has shredded burlap in under an hour. Her nails are longer and stronger than most typical housecats, according to her vet. The first thing they always do if we bring her in is to get two techs and a towel to wrap her and hold her down while the vet trims her claws.

Or perhaps Mister Belvedere?  Every time my wife comes into my office he comes with her and gets on my lap.  He sucks at jumping though and usually has to pull his fat butt up with his claws.  Not so bad when I'm wearing my heavy pants, but around the house I wear sweats and he's managed to shred the right thigh on every pair, along with my leg.

[Raptor]

NT2C - I have questions... Can I borrow one of your floofs?

That thing may prevent clawing while wear it but at some point you have to remove it AND you will also fall asleep.

[MacWa77ace]