Police search for suspected lion roaming Berlin area

[NT2C]

Police search for suspected lion roaming Berlin area

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Oddly, I heard a puma out in the back of my hotel this morning while I was getting the Jeep ready to load.  Sounded pretty close too.

[flybynight]

Police search for suspected lion roaming Berlin area

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Oddly, I heard a puma out in the back of my hotel this morning while I was getting the Jeep ready to load.  Sounded pretty close too.

In my minds eye. NT2C driving down the road


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[Uomo Senza Nome]

Isn't this how every werewolf movie begins?

[flybynight]

The lions of Tsavo didn't have manes either. Just saying

[mzmc]

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I'm on the other end of the country, but whoever that lioness is, she is welcome to help herself to as many wild boar as she can catch. We are massively behind. Those pigfuckers reproduce like crazy.

[wee drop o bush]

I live about 1 mile away from what used to be a Safari Park which had a pride of Lions in an enclosure that people drove through, on a clear day you could easily hear them roaring🦁
My father-in-laws cousin Davy was the head lion keeper who had hand reared most of them as cubs and he often walked through their enclosure to check on them
Once or twice a lion did escape but Davy was good at getting them back again without incident. Beyond people's pets, and also livestock, the escaped Lions could have hunted Deer.

[EBuff75]

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I'm on the other end of the country, but whoever that lioness is, she is welcome to help herself to as many wild boar as she can catch. We are massively behind. Those pigfuckers reproduce like crazy.

Now it looks like it might actually have been a boar, not a lion.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66268558

[Uomo Senza Nome]

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I'm on the other end of the country, but whoever that lioness is, she is welcome to help herself to as many wild boar as she can catch. We are massively behind. Those pigfuckers reproduce like crazy.

Now it looks like it might actually have been a boar, not a lion.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66268558

If I recall my D&D correctly there was is also a wereboar. Just saying.

[EBuff75]

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I'm on the other end of the country, but whoever that lioness is, she is welcome to help herself to as many wild boar as she can catch. We are massively behind. Those pigfuckers reproduce like crazy.

Now it looks like it might actually have been a boar, not a lion.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66268558

If I recall my D&D correctly there was is also a wereboar. Just saying.

Li-boar?  Li-oar?  Boar-ion?  Bo-ion?  Not sure that wereboar counts when it shifts between two different animals. 

[NT2C]

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I'm on the other end of the country, but whoever that lioness is, she is welcome to help herself to as many wild boar as she can catch. We are massively behind. Those pigfuckers reproduce like crazy.

Now it looks like it might actually have been a boar, not a lion.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66268558

If I recall my D&D correctly there was is also a wereboar. Just saying.

Li-boar?  Li-oar?  Boar-ion?  Bo-ion?  Not sure that wereboar counts when it shifts between two different animals. 

Pigkitty.  Might have a "soft" mouth.

Bite lite, Pigkitty.

[Uomo Senza Nome]

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I'm on the other end of the country, but whoever that lioness is, she is welcome to help herself to as many wild boar as she can catch. We are massively behind. Those pigfuckers reproduce like crazy.

Now it looks like it might actually have been a boar, not a lion.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66268558

If I recall my D&D correctly there was is also a wereboar. Just saying.

Li-boar?  Li-oar?  Boar-ion?  Bo-ion?  Not sure that wereboar counts when it shifts between two different animals. 

Doesn't matter what it is , Kondar will make short work of it.

[echo83]

Also, BBC just couldn't leave out this gem:

Officers were not amused when young people started playing loud roaring lion sounds on a speaker near to the area where the search was going on.

[Anianna]

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I'm on the other end of the country, but whoever that lioness is, she is welcome to help herself to as many wild boar as she can catch. We are massively behind. Those pigfuckers reproduce like crazy.

Now it looks like it might actually have been a boar, not a lion.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66268558

If I recall my D&D correctly there was is also a wereboar. Just saying.

I dunno, sounds like a displacer beast to me and they just have no idea what they're looking at.

[flybynight]

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I'm on the other end of the country, but whoever that lioness is, she is welcome to help herself to as many wild boar as she can catch. We are massively behind. Those pigfuckers reproduce like crazy.

Now it looks like it might actually have been a boar, not a lion.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66268558

Well if they haven't caught it , how do they know it has ill manners?

[NT2C]

I met two Germans in the supermarket this morning, on vacation here from Berlin.  They didn't believe me about the lion.