I was refilling one of the cats' dry food feeders and for some odd reason my oxygen-deprived brain started to play the old Armour hot-dogs jingle, but with Purina Cat Chow as the product...

Cat chow
  Purina Cat Chow
The chow cats
  love to bite

This could be a new area of comedy (or a total flop).  What commercial jingle mixups can you come up with?

Reminds me of The Billboard Song by Homer & Jethro.

Quote from: NT2C on October 25, 2023, 12:01:08 PMCat chow
  Purina Cat Chow
The chow cats
  love to bite

Fat cats
Skinny cats
Cats who tear up socks
Tough cats
Sissy cats
Even ones with sewer rats