Powerball jackpot rises to $1 billion next week, as no one wins again

I just want to put it out there that anyone donating $1,000,000 or more to the forums can get the giant cat in my front yard named after themselves. 

For that much, I'm naming and get my own room in the bunker that gets built with it.

Quote from: RoneKiln on October 30, 2022, 12:28:58 PMFor that much, I'm naming and get my own room in the bunker that gets built with it.

This could be arranged.  If we had an official UFoZS Bunker. 

Quote from: NT2C on October 30, 2022, 02:25:36 PM

Quote from: RoneKiln on October 30, 2022, 12:28:58 PMFor that much, I'm naming and get my own room in the bunker that gets built with it.

This could be arranged.  If we had an official UFoZS Bunker. 

I thought that's what we were calling the break room at UFoZS HQ ?

Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on October 30, 2022, 02:47:50 PM

Quote from: NT2C on October 30, 2022, 02:25:36 PM

Quote from: RoneKiln on October 30, 2022, 12:28:58 PMFor that much, I'm naming and get my own room in the bunker that gets built with it.

This could be arranged.  If we had an official UFoZS Bunker. 

I thought that's what we were calling the break room at UFoZS HQ ?

Only after someone wins a billion dollars and builds the HQ.

Quote from: RoneKiln on October 30, 2022, 04:10:05 PM

Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on October 30, 2022, 02:47:50 PM

Quote from: NT2C on October 30, 2022, 02:25:36 PM

Quote from: RoneKiln on October 30, 2022, 12:28:58 PMFor that much, I'm naming and get my own room in the bunker that gets built with it.

This could be arranged.  If we had an official UFoZS Bunker. 

I thought that's what we were calling the break room at UFoZS HQ ?

Only after someone wins a billion dollars and builds the HQ.

I'm gonna be so pissed at how much they want to keep in taxes though.

They put people in jail for getting kickbacks, right? 

Quote from: NT2C on October 30, 2022, 04:38:56 PM

Quote from: RoneKiln on October 30, 2022, 04:10:05 PM

Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on October 30, 2022, 02:47:50 PM

Quote from: NT2C on October 30, 2022, 02:25:36 PM

Quote from: RoneKiln on October 30, 2022, 12:28:58 PMFor that much, I'm naming and get my own room in the bunker that gets built with it.

This could be arranged.  If we had an official UFoZS Bunker. 

I thought that's what we were calling the break room at UFoZS HQ ?

Only after someone wins a billion dollars and builds the HQ.

I'm gonna be so pissed at how much they want to keep in taxes though.

They put people in jail for getting kickbacks, right? 

I could still do a lot with the leftover $602.5 million after taxes with the lump sum payment option.

Only problem is I'd have relatives bugging me for money all the time. Which is why if I won, no one would know about it.

Though the shipping container of ammo being delivered to my house a few days after would probably be hard to miss.    

I'm buying a ticket.
Wasn't there a ship or something that was for sale that was proposed as a zs headquarters at one time?
Or maybe it was an island....

Quote from: Lambykins on October 31, 2022, 08:39:55 AMI'm buying a ticket.
Wasn't there a ship or something that was for sale that was proposed as a zs headquarters at one time?
Or maybe it was an island....

It was s pirate ship, wasn't it?

Quote from: Anianna on October 31, 2022, 05:34:36 PM

Quote from: Lambykins on October 31, 2022, 08:39:55 AMI'm buying a ticket.
Wasn't there a ship or something that was for sale that was proposed as a zs headquarters at one time?
Or maybe it was an island....

It was s pirate ship, wasn't it?

Yes, and our one-eyed kitty, Ms. Velcro, was going to be the official ship's cat.

Quote from: Anianna on October 31, 2022, 05:34:36 PM

Quote from: Lambykins on October 31, 2022, 08:39:55 AMI'm buying a ticket.
Wasn't there a ship or something that was for sale that was proposed as a zs headquarters at one time?
Or maybe it was an island....

It was s pirate ship, wasn't it?

I don't recall if it was before, but I'm pretty sure that's how it was going to end up.

We did a lottery pool at work. $2 to buy in.
I asked Lance..."Hey, if one of our tickets wins the big one, is the store gonna be open tomorrow?"
Lance: "Nope."

Quote from: Lambykins on November 03, 2022, 05:38:47 AMWe did a lottery pool at work. $2 to buy in.
I asked Lance..."Hey, if one of our tickets wins the big one, is the store gonna be open tomorrow?"
Lance: "Nope."

I guess it wasn't your pool that won, then?

We've got a lottery syndicate at work and the half of us who are in it are divided on whether we'd come to work after a win, or not.

The kids won $8.  They spent $10 in tickets, so, rebate, I guess.