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flybynight

#140
August 20, 2022, 02:25:58 PM
It's all fun an games, til someone loses an eye

"Hey idiot, you should feel your pulse, not see it."  Echo 83

RickOShea

#141
August 20, 2022, 02:38:22 PM

Anianna

#142
August 20, 2022, 07:34:24 PM
Quote from: RickOShea on August 20, 2022, 02:38:22 PM
Don't they still?  I haven't been in a store since I worked at one in the 90s. 
Feed science, not zombies!

Failure is the path of least persistence.

∩(=^_^=)

Anianna

#143
August 20, 2022, 07:34:50 PM

Feed science, not zombies!

Failure is the path of least persistence.

∩(=^_^=)

NT2C

#144
August 20, 2022, 08:28:25 PM
Quote from: Anianna on August 20, 2022, 07:34:50 PM

If I motorboat a pair of them do I get stereo?  Surround sound in larger cup sizes?  Can they be combined with the iBadonkadonk bass butt?
Nonsolis Radios Sediouis Fulmina Mitto. - USN Gunner's Mate motto

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aikorob

#145
August 21, 2022, 04:08:51 PM
Quote from: flybynight on August 20, 2022, 02:25:58 PMIt's all fun an games, til someone loses an eye



then it's fun and games you can't see
I  hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

RickOShea

#146
August 21, 2022, 08:34:22 PM

NapalmMan67

#147
August 22, 2022, 03:18:00 PM
Quote from: flybynight on 8/20/2022, 2:25:58 PMIt's all fun an games, til someone loses an eye




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RickOShea

#148
August 22, 2022, 05:42:03 PM

RickOShea

#149
August 24, 2022, 03:27:59 PM

NapalmMan67

#150
August 25, 2022, 02:38:15 PM
The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today?"

And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley."

That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode.
Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc-  Not just pretty words.

RickOShea

#151
August 25, 2022, 06:54:06 PM

Crosscut

#152
August 26, 2022, 04:43:50 AM

MacWa77ace

#153
August 26, 2022, 08:20:06 AM
Lifetime gamer watch at MacWa77ace YouTube Channel

Ask me about my 50 caliber Fully Semi-Automatic 30-Mag clip death gun that's as heavy as 10 boxes that you might be moving.

NT2C

#154
August 26, 2022, 10:51:46 AM
Quote from: RickOShea on August 25, 2022, 06:54:06 PM
Ah yes!  Good old "Rat Crotch" Rachel!  I dated her in the years before ZS.
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RickOShea

#155
August 26, 2022, 11:57:24 PM

Crosscut

#156
August 31, 2022, 05:58:24 AM

Zed hunter

#157
August 31, 2022, 07:31:03 AM
That was always my problem.   We didn't have a dog so my parents didn't tie a pork chop around my neck.

RickOShea

#158
September 01, 2022, 05:56:19 PM

Zed hunter

#159
September 02, 2022, 07:41:29 AM
Glad I wasn't drinking anything. 
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