Speaking of 19 stone...


What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other's a little lighter.

When does a joke become a 'dad' joke?

When it becomes apparent.


Baadump tsh!

I know that's a joke and all. But what the heck is that in the water??? 

Yea, that's mine.  Long story...

Quote from: Crosscut on July 30, 2022, 08:07:27 AMhttps://i.imgflip.com/6oe6ot.jpg

Yea, that's mine. Long story...

Nah, we all have lost keys before.

I don´t think we mean the same thing when saying K-9

Quote from: Crosscut on July 31, 2022, 06:48:28 AM

According to Bruce Blair for a long time during the cold war the code required to launch nuclear Minuteman missiles had been 00000000.

I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

Quote from: flybynight on July 29, 2022, 07:37:59 PMI know that's a joke and all. But what the heck is that in the water??? 

Shaaaaaaarrrrrk!

Or a Monk Seal.

Or Nessie?

Definitely Penguin puke though.

Quote from: NapalmMan67 on August 01, 2022, 04:17:12 PM

Quote from: flybynight on July 29, 2022, 07:37:59 PMI know that's a joke and all. But what the heck is that in the water??? 

Shaaaaaaarrrrrk!

Or a Monk Seal.

Or Nessie?

Definitely Penguin puke though.

Quote from: RickOShea on August 01, 2022, 10:01:19 PM

This really did make me LOL!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.