To the tune of "Don't stand so close to me" by (somewhat ironically) The Police...
Bad driver, the bane of
Insurance company
You're driving so badly
Don't want you close to me
Turn signal, it let's me
Know where you want to be
Tailgating, so close now
Experience road rage
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
His friends are so jealous
They know how fast it goes
Sometimes it's not so easy
To stop when out jumps doe
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet pavement, light's turning
He hydroplanes and dies
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Loose bolt on the engine
To start he tries and tries
Push start it, they tell him
And hope it doesn't die
It's no use, he tells them
It starts to shake and cough
He pulls off of the road and
Calls work to tell his boss
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Did you write that?
In sci-fi convention terms this is called "filking" a song. :awesome:
Quote from: majorhavoc on June 05, 2022, 09:14:48 AMDid you write that?
Yes.
Trying to figure out where I saved "My Ibuprofen" that is to the tune of "My Sharona"...
Someone get ahold of Weird Al. Dude hasn't released a song in years and this may be a good one for him. :smiley_clap:
Or maybe the Bob and Tom show if Weird Al doesn't want to do it.
Quote from: wolf_from_wv on June 05, 2022, 02:09:21 PMQuote from: majorhavoc on June 05, 2022, 09:14:48 AMDid you write that?
Yes.
Trying to figure out where I saved "My Ibuprofen" that is to the tune of "My Sharona"...
Well, color me impressed. That's hysterical! In part because it's so well written. And also because it's so damn true. This would be equally at home in the "I need to rant" thread.
Speaking of 'My Sharona'
I first found this guy during the '2 weeks to stop the spread' stay at home boredom. Never heard of him before but he's very good.
Chris Mann
He's done a bunch of these to a bunch of different tunes.
Watch these three in order and look at the dates uploaded for context.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojrtwXqqc6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZvkZ14_HA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMmb9yGdOl4
More
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=chris+mann+parody+songs