Loathed as I am to quote from the Daily Wail, but someone local to me obviously needed something more than a hoover! I bet he's from Coopers Hill, the place where nutters chase cheeses down a hill.
NSFW (ish)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10270067/Man-seeks-medical-help-artillery-shell-lodged-rectum.html?ito=native_share_article-masthead
Quote from: lurkedthere on December 03, 2021, 06:18:11 PM
Loathed as I am to quote from the Daily Wail, but someone local to me obviously needed something more than a hoover! I bet he's from Coopers Hill, the place where nutters chase cheeses down a hill.
NSFW (ish)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10270067/Man-seeks-medical-help-artillery-shell-lodged-rectum.html?ito=native_share_article-masthead
Sounds like this dude took the phrase "Blow it out your ass" to a whole new level. :eek1:
He could have been more imaginative.
"I thought it was a grenade and sat on it to save my friends" would sound much better.
Nah, even then he'd still have a tough time explaining that. Mostly because it's more common to jump on top of a grenade and not sit on one.
Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on December 03, 2021, 08:34:25 PM
Quote from: lurkedthere on December 03, 2021, 06:18:11 PM
Loathed as I am to quote from the Daily Wail, but someone local to me obviously needed something more than a hoover! I bet he's from Coopers Hill, the place where nutters chase cheeses down a hill.
NSFW (ish)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10270067/Man-seeks-medical-help-artillery-shell-lodged-rectum.html?ito=native_share_article-masthead
Sounds like this dude took the phrase "Blow it out your ass" to a whole new level. :eek1:
:smiley_clap: :smiley_clap: :smiley_crocodile: