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Title: Wannabe PAW Warlords are out there
Post by: Uomo Senza Nome on November 25, 2025, 08:19:59 AM
Lest anyone think that there aren't men of action and ideas waiting in the wings to raise an army of deviants,  murder all the men and turn the women children into sex slaves come the Apocalypsy, these geniuses went full retard in today's world.

If not for those meddling kids from the FBI and Air Force OSI they would have been locked on. 

https://www.justice.gov/usao-edtx/pr/north-texas-men-indicted-eastern-district-texas-international-murderkidnapping-scheme
Title: Re: Wannabe PAW Warlords are out there
Post by: majorhavoc on November 25, 2025, 11:50:27 AM
The details of their plan reveal so many layers of stupidity that if you pitched it as a movie plot, you'd be laughed out of the studio exec's office.  If it weren't so profoundly evil it would be comical.
Title: Re: Wannabe PAW Warlords are out there
Post by: tirls on November 25, 2025, 01:45:44 PM
Oh dear.
On the plus side, you might be able to outsmart those by hanging a push sign on a pull door.
Title: Re: Wannabe PAW Warlords are out there
Post by: 12_Gauge_Chimp on November 25, 2025, 02:52:55 PM
Quote from: tirls on November 25, 2025, 01:45:44 PMOh dear.
On the plus side, you might be able to outsmart those by hanging a push sign on a pull door.

Or give them a keychain that says "How do you keep an idiot busy for an hour ? See other side." And it just repeats that on the other side.

Seriously though, I actually had a keychain like that and one of Momma Chimp's co-workers couldn't figure out the joke. :gonk: