I can haz permit to off-road! :awesome:
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I think the only time in my life I went off-roading was when I was in high school and it was during my failed hunting trip with my dad.
There was also the time when I was like 4 or 5 and I went with my brothers as they hunted snakes on a neighbor's farm and we took an old Army Jeep that belonged to a friend of our dad.