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Title: NASA Says; Alien spaceship "could have crash-landed on Mars"
Post by: Uomo Senza Nome on July 26, 2023, 09:30:18 PM
Alien spaceship 'could have crash-landed on Mars' (telegraph.co.uk) (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/07/23/mars-protrusions-alien-spaceship-crash-landing-possibility/) 

Scientists cannot rule out alien spaceship 'crashed-landed on Mars' after pointy objects were found on surface (yahoo.com) (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/scientists-cannot-rule-alien-spaceship-124105007.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmluZy5jb20v&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAHA_1yzuDuw8B7HCdfizOxUG5IlhHbEYntIchy-ytlzvL-tdvtnaAonx-z497WMAQk8fswzE_Ff1hy5LdAY4InjC2TmXXppjbLZtX5lCuN_t27fdla0rH7hmsQ3XnxKVHfwprcfS1VL1WcYCP8pNGSbiuuGXrXBZCRYS86Qc895-) 

I have to admit the structures have me baffled as well. Lately also it seems as though there have been many news stories of aliens littering my news feed, which is also odd as I am not much of a believer in interstellar space travel. 

All I know for sure is that if you look into the blue light they rip your brain out of your skull and give you a cool cybernetic body, maybe even with a ray gun.  Given how fast my current body is degrading it seems awful tempting. I'd want an install warranty, I'm nobody's fool.
Title: Re: NASA Says; Alien spaceship "could have crash-landed on Mars"
Post by: NT2C on July 26, 2023, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: Uomo Senza Nome on July 26, 2023, 09:30:18 PMAlien spaceship 'could have crash-landed on Mars' (telegraph.co.uk) (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/07/23/mars-protrusions-alien-spaceship-crash-landing-possibility/)

Scientists cannot rule out alien spaceship 'crashed-landed on Mars' after pointy objects were found on surface (yahoo.com) (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/scientists-cannot-rule-alien-spaceship-124105007.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmluZy5jb20v&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAHA_1yzuDuw8B7HCdfizOxUG5IlhHbEYntIchy-ytlzvL-tdvtnaAonx-z497WMAQk8fswzE_Ff1hy5LdAY4InjC2TmXXppjbLZtX5lCuN_t27fdla0rH7hmsQ3XnxKVHfwprcfS1VL1WcYCP8pNGSbiuuGXrXBZCRYS86Qc895-)

I have to admit the structures have me baffled as well. Lately also it seems as though there have been many news stories of aliens littering my news feed, which is also odd as I am not much of a believer in interstellar space travel.

All I know for sure is that if you look into the blue light they rip your brain out of your skull and give you a cool cybernetic body, maybe even with a ray gun.  Given how fast my current body is degrading it seems awful tempting. I'd want an install warranty, I'm nobody's fool.
Alien spacecraft have 100% definitely crash-landed on Mars and even soft-landed on Mars.


WE sent them.  On Mars, humans are the aliens.
Title: Re: NASA Says; Alien spaceship "could have crash-landed on Mars"
Post by: Uomo Senza Nome on July 27, 2023, 06:54:10 PM
Nobody Cares About David Grusch's UFO Revelations (forbes.com) (https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2023/07/27/nobody-cares-about-david-gruschs-ufo-revelations/?sh=3f9fa5de3a83) 

So we have government agents testifying to congress that the US Government has alien bodies on ice. Feels like creeping incrementalism.
Title: Re: NASA Says; Alien spaceship "could have crash-landed on Mars"
Post by: flybynight on July 28, 2023, 11:31:10 AM
And yet the front page news is whether Jason Aldean's song is racist and who is Tom Brady's new girlfriend  shows an uptick in the Idiocracy clock
Title: Re: NASA Says; Alien spaceship "could have crash-landed on Mars"
Post by: MacWa77ace on July 28, 2023, 12:43:32 PM
So I'm just seeing fossilized turds.

(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2023/07/23/TELEMMGLPICT000343622596_16901203771490_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqYNPrgL6Mh1iX59YHlBTjRSpWq_pwP2wYQczvafMpmx4.jpeg?imwidth=960)
Title: Re: NASA Says; Alien spaceship "could have crash-landed on Mars"
Post by: EBuff75 on July 28, 2023, 03:37:23 PM
Quote from: MacWa77ace on July 28, 2023, 12:43:32 PMSo I'm just seeing fossilized turds.

(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2023/07/23/TELEMMGLPICT000343622596_16901203771490_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqYNPrgL6Mh1iX59YHlBTjRSpWq_pwP2wYQczvafMpmx4.jpeg?imwidth=960)
Martian buffalo patties?