Testing The Worst Survival Tool Ever Made

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NT2C

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majorhavoc

I was able to contain my derisive laughter until Wranglestar got to the part where he revealed the price for this product.  I had been thinking maybe $30 or $40.  Hardee har har har.  :smiley_rolling:
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Just from watching that video alone, I now have Diarrhea, vomiting and hemorrhoids. And a risk of death or suicide.
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12_Gauge_Chimp

Wait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ? :eek1:

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majorhavoc

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Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on July 29, 2022, 04:16:35 PMWait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ? :eek1:
If you want  be charitable, you could say he took one for the team.
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NT2C

Quote from: majorhavoc on July 29, 2022, 08:51:45 PM
Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on July 29, 2022, 04:16:35 PMWait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ? :eek1:
If you want.ro be charitable,  he took on for rhe  team.
Sounds like you've had a couple for the team too.   :smiley_drinking:
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12_Gauge_Chimp

Quote from: NT2C on July 29, 2022, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: majorhavoc on July 29, 2022, 08:51:45 PM
Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on July 29, 2022, 04:16:35 PMWait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ? :eek1:
If you want.ro be charitable,  he took on for rhe  team.
Sounds like you've had a couple for the team too.   :smiley_drinking:

Well, that explains how the dude in the video got his. He was drunk when he ordered it.

echo83

When he busted out the wire saw, I actually laughed. This thing is a hilt-mounted liquid compass and fishing kit away from the Rambo knives they sell at the state fair.

250 bucks, though...that's just brutal. 

Ghost

So maybe someone read the book version of World War Z and created their own Lobo?

Anianna

Quote from: NT2C on July 29, 2022, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: majorhavoc on July 29, 2022, 08:51:45 PM
Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on July 29, 2022, 04:16:35 PMWait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ? :eek1:
If you want.ro be charitable,  he took on for rhe  team.
Sounds like you've had a couple for the team too.  :smiley_drinking:

Quote from: majorhavoc on July 29, 2022, 08:51:45 PM
Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on July 29, 2022, 04:16:35 PMWait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ? :eek1:
If you want  be charitable, you could say he took one for the team.

Almost, man, almost.  🥴 😂
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majorhavoc

Ghost just had to resurrect this thread, didn't he?  Not my finest hour ...
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12_Gauge_Chimp

The messed up thing is there's even dumber "survival" tools being marketed today.

They don't cost as much as this goofy shovel thing, though. So this still wins the "Most expensive, completely useless piece of crap tool" award.

If it wasn't so expensive, I can totally see it being sold at Harbor Freight or in the BudK catalog.

Anianna

Quote from: majorhavoc on February 21, 2023, 09:00:09 PMGhost just had to resurrect this thread, didn't he?  Not my finest hour ...
We've all been there, drunk or not.  :greenguy:
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12_Gauge_Chimp

Quote from: Anianna on February 21, 2023, 10:39:50 PM
Quote from: majorhavoc on February 21, 2023, 09:00:09 PMGhost just had to resurrect this thread, didn't he?  Not my finest hour ...
We've all been there, drunk or not.  :greenguy:


Yeah, y'all would be surprised by the amount of goofy moments I've had while completely sober. :smiley_crocodile:

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