Joke of the day

[SCBrian]

A bear walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says "Give me a whisky.................and a coke".
Bartender says "ok, but whats with the big pause?"
The bear says, "I dunno, I was born with them..."
 
(I'll show myself out...)

[RickOShea]

[NapalmMan67]

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

[RickOShea]

[NapalmMan67]

Would you like to hear a construction joke?

Well you'll have to wait, I'm still working on it.

[RickOShea]

Speaking of construction.....

[MacWa77ace]

Speaking of construction.....

The Committee added the loft, basement, and MIL cottage using substandard construction materials and unskilled labor, no geological study was done either, hence the tilt.

[tirls]

Speaking of construction.....

I need that as a poster for the kitchen 

[NapalmMan67]

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks of course!

[mzmc]

A juggler is performing in a public park, when an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German walk by.

Realizing there's other people in the way, and they can't see him, he climbs onto a wooden crate.

"Gentlemen, can you see me now?"

"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."

[tirls]

Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks of course!

According to Rabelais there is nothing as pleasant to use for toilet paper as a well downed goose´s neck.
And those are the things I remember from reading classical literature...

[MacWa77ace]

[NapalmMan67]

Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks of course!

According to Rabelais there is nothing as pleasant to use for toilet paper as a well downed goose´s neck.
And those are the things I remember from reading classical literature...

I wonder how the goose feels about that?

[EBuff75]

Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks of course!

According to Rabelais there is nothing as pleasant to use for toilet paper as a well downed goose´s neck.
And those are the things I remember from reading classical literature...

I wonder how the goose feels about that?

Take a gander and then let us know.

[tirls]

I don´t think the goose´s opinion was taken into account.
It would explain why some geese are so cranky. They´ve got an old feud to carry out in order to revenge the mistreatment of their kin as live torchecul in the Renaissance.

[RickOShea]

[Crosscut]

[NapalmMan67]

Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks of course!

According to Rabelais there is nothing as pleasant to use for toilet paper as a well downed goose´s neck.
And those are the things I remember from reading classical literature...

I wonder how the goose feels about that?

Take a gander and then let us know.

 

[RickOShea]

[tirls]

I´m not sure I´d want the words "be unstoppable" on something that is supposed to do exactly that to my bodily fluids.