Joke of the day

[12_Gauge_Chimp]

The songs "Let the bodies hit the floor" and "It's raining men" are probably about the same event, but from wildly different perspectives.

ETA: I take no credit for this random thought. I found it on a YouTube video awhile back and thought it was funny. 

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[NapalmMan67]

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[mzmc]

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Have you noticed how male Country is about "Hot blonde in Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots, gonna make her my wife, gotta have 5 children and drive them around in my truck"?

Yes?

Have you noticed fow female Country is about "Whooops, I shot my husband, gonna need a shovel"?

One wonders...

[Mr. E. Monkey]

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Have you noticed how male Country is about "Hot blonde in Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots, gonna make her my wife, gotta have 5 children and drive them around in my truck"?

Yes?

Have you noticed fow female Country is about "Whooops, I shot my husband, gonna need a shovel"?

One wonders...

Much like the joke that "It's Raining Men" is the same incident as "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor," but from a different perspective, it does make you wonder if there is some connection there.

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[NT2C]

I'd totally give out all that info.


Because my answer to any of those as security questions is an 18 character string that has nothing to do with the question.   

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[NapalmMan67]

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of people will understand this.)

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[NapalmMan67]

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

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[NapalmMan67]

Meant to post this one yesterday since it was the 53rd Anniversary of the Moon landing on my birthday.



Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

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[Mr. E. Monkey]

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of people will understand this.)

We need to keep it a secret.  If more people knew, it might be improper.