One Line Imaginary Book Reviews

[NT2C]

Okay, strange things pop into my head at times, either seeking shelter with the other strange things or attempting a coup, I'll leave that for experts to decide.  Today it was this topic.  The idea here is that you take a real book title, change the wording a little (making it an imaginary title, so we don't get sued), then write a one-line (one-sentence) book review of that imaginary title.



Green Eggs and OnlyFans:  "The cat in the hat like you've never seen him before!"

[12_Gauge_Chimp]

I used to do this with my coworkers at the movie rental place I used to work at except we took movies and came up with "adult film" titles for them instead.  

[majorhavoc]

The Girl with the Dragon Zippo

Investigative journalist Michel Bombblast and Aniannabeth Salamander, a talented but troubled computer hacker, investigate a mysterious arson case that turns out to be something far more sinister.   

[flybynight]

Death on the couch  by Angelene Pithy

   The last man on earth sat on a couch in a room ,when suddenly there was a knock on the door