Another one bites the dust

[wolf_from_wv]

A few years ago, after my last (hopefully ever) deer collision, I adapted a song...

Oh! Let's go!

I drive warily down the street
With the headlights set on high.
Ain't no sound but the sound of my tires,
Brake pedal ready to go.

Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the bushes the deer they run
To the spot in front of me

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to drive on by
When you run out in front of me?
You smashed in my headlights, my grill, my hood
And left me so far from home.

Are you happy, are you satisfied?
As I knock you off your feet?
Out of the darkness the deer they run
To the spot in front of me

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

There is plenty of land where you can eat your lunch
And stay away from me
You can stand there, you can watch there
You can stay right there and let me drive on by

But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm braking with both of my feet
Out of nowhere the deer they run
To the spot in front of me

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

[NapalmMan67]

A few years ago, after my last (hopefully ever) deer collision, I adapted a song...

Oh! Let's go!

I drive warily down the street
With the headlights set on high.
Ain't no sound but the sound of my tires,
Brake pedal ready to go.

Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the bushes the deer they run
To the spot in front of me

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to drive on by
When you run out in front of me?
You smashed in my headlights, my grill, my hood
And left me so far from home.

Are you happy, are you satisfied?
As I knock you off your feet?
Out of the darkness the deer they run
To the spot in front of me

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

There is plenty of land where you can eat your lunch
And stay away from me
You can stand there, you can watch there
You can stay right there and let me drive on by

But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm braking with both of my feet
Out of nowhere the deer they run
To the spot in front of me

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

Weird Al, is that you?