Testing The Worst Survival Tool Ever Made

[NT2C]

[majorhavoc]

I was able to contain my derisive laughter until Wranglestar got to the part where he revealed the price for this product.  I had been thinking maybe $30 or $40.  Hardee har har har. 

[MacWa77ace]

Just from watching that video alone, I now have Diarrhea, vomiting and hemorrhoids. And a risk of death or suicide.

[12_Gauge_Chimp]

Wait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ?

[NapalmMan67]

I'm at a loss.

[majorhavoc]

Wait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ?

If you want  be charitable, you could say he took one for the team.

[NT2C]

Wait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ?

If you want.ro be charitable,  he took on for rhe  team.

Sounds like you've had a couple for the team too.   

[12_Gauge_Chimp]

Wait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ?

If you want.ro be charitable,  he took on for rhe  team.

Sounds like you've had a couple for the team too.   

Well, that explains how the dude in the video got his. He was drunk when he ordered it.

[echo83]

When he busted out the wire saw, I actually laughed. This thing is a hilt-mounted liquid compass and fishing kit away from the Rambo knives they sell at the state fair.

250 bucks, though...that's just brutal. 

[Ghost]

So maybe someone read the book version of World War Z and created their own Lobo?

[Anianna]

Wait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ?

If you want.ro be charitable,  he took on for rhe  team.

Sounds like you've had a couple for the team too. 

Wait, he paid $250 for that stupid thing ?

If you want  be charitable, you could say he took one for the team.

Almost, man, almost.  🥴 😂

[majorhavoc]

Ghost just had to resurrect this thread, didn't he?  Not my finest hour ...

[12_Gauge_Chimp]

The messed up thing is there's even dumber "survival" tools being marketed today.

They don't cost as much as this goofy shovel thing, though. So this still wins the "Most expensive, completely useless piece of crap tool" award.

If it wasn't so expensive, I can totally see it being sold at Harbor Freight or in the BudK catalog.

[Anianna]

Ghost just had to resurrect this thread, didn't he?  Not my finest hour ...

We've all been there, drunk or not. 

[12_Gauge_Chimp]

Ghost just had to resurrect this thread, didn't he?  Not my finest hour ...

We've all been there, drunk or not. 

Yeah, y'all would be surprised by the amount of goofy moments I've had while completely sober.