Joke of the day

[EBuff75]

I didn't recognize the audio at first, but when I did...! 

[MacWa77ace]

Alright, this made me LOL.

[Zed hunter]

Snort giggle guffaw.

[Zed hunter]

How the heck do I post an image on here?

[MacWa77ace]

@Zed hunter
you can hotlink to an image you find on the internet. right click on the image and click on 'copy image address' to copy the link to your clipboard.

Look up in the toolbar above your reply window and click the thing that looks like a computer screen. then paste the link in the box that opens where it says 'URL'.

or you can just type the BBCode out longhand. for images its

[ img  ]paste link here [  /img  ]

But with no spaces between the brackets and the img and /img

If its your own image you have to upload it to a hosting site like imgur.com and then you can just copy the link from there.

[Zed hunter]

Thanks.  I had downloaded the image to my phone.   Now I'll have to go back and find them again.

[MacWa77ace]

No problem.
You don't have to download them, just copy the image address and paste it.

[NT2C]

You can also attach up to four images per post, directly to our servers.  You have to do it using a regular reply to a topic, not a quick reply. (or go back and modify the post later) and you'll see a line that tells you to add images there.

[MacWa77ace]

You can also attach up to four images per post, directly to our servers.  You have to do it using a regular reply to a topic, not a quick reply. (or go back and modify the post later) and you'll see a line that tells you to add images there.

You mean as a quote? Yeah, if you hit the 'preview' button after clicking on the quote button the upload attachments button is available then also.

But attachments don't display in your list of posts. That's why I like 'inserting' them.

[NT2C]

You can also attach up to four images per post, directly to our servers.  You have to do it using a regular reply to a topic, not a quick reply. (or go back and modify the post later) and you'll see a line that tells you to add images there.

You mean as a quote? Yeah, if you hit the 'preview' button after clicking on the quote button the upload attachments button is available then also.

But attachments don't display in your list of posts. That's why I like 'inserting' them.

Well yes, if you want the attachment to be displayed in the post then you have to use the insert function, but the image is still then hosted on our server.  That makes it easier to display a picture from a phone or laptop, instead of having to find a site to host it and then linking to it.

[Zed hunter]

How to fix your wife when she's mad at you. 

Buy a new gun.

She'll still be.mad, but you'll have a new gun.

[MacWa77ace]

[EBuff75]

I would've been killed 15 or 20 times just trying to make that video... 

[MacWa77ace]

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[Z.O.R.G.]

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Too funny!!!!  

[MacWa77ace]

[MacWa77ace]

ROTFL that first guy. Get your stopwatch and wait for it.

[Anianna]

ROTFL that first guy. Get your stopwatch and wait for it.

Fucking hell.  Do these people even have a vagus nerve?

[EBuff75]

ROTFL that first guy. Get your stopwatch and wait for it.

Fucking hell.  Do these people even have a vagus nerve?

I hate to be the downer here, but that's not real, at least the part where they go flying into the air.  It you watch, the first guy actually accelerates once he's in the air.  The hit from the bull was nowhere near strong enough / fast enough to launch him like that.  Someone took a video of the bull and people in the hamster balls and edited it to make it look like they're being flung through the air, rather than just being tossed backwards.  The landing doesn't exactly obey the laws of physics either if you look at the way it bounces around. 

Now as for the stupidity of people going out there against a bull, wearing what amounts to a glorified exercise ball, that's an entirely different thing...

[Anianna]

ROTFL that first guy. Get your stopwatch and wait for it.

Fucking hell.  Do these people even have a vagus nerve?

I hate to be the downer here, but that's not real, at least the part where they go flying into the air.  It you watch, the first guy actually accelerates once he's in the air.  The hit from the bull was nowhere near strong enough / fast enough to launch him like that.  Someone took a video of the bull and people in the hamster balls and edited it to make it look like they're being flung through the air, rather than just being tossed backwards.  The landing doesn't exactly obey the laws of physics either if you look at the way it bounces around. 

Now as for the stupidity of people going out there against a bull, wearing what amounts to a glorified exercise ball, that's an entirely different thing...

All of that is just nuts and would have me trapped in an inflated ball full of vomit and probably fully passed out on the ground.  Then again, my vagus nerve responds if I swallow wrong, but I really wonder about people who just don't seem to have any kind of visceral response to anything.