I've done a lot of stupid things in my 38 years on this primitive mudball inhabited by psychotic apes, but even I'm not dumb enough to step into the ring with a 2,000 pound animal that wants to hurt me.

That's a special kind of stupid right there. 

Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on December 13, 2023, 11:07:20 PMI've done a lot of stupid things in my 38 years on this primitive mudball inhabited by psychotic apes, but even I'm not dumb enough to step into the ring with a 2,000 pound animal that wants to hurt me.

That's a special kind of stupid right there. 

Obviously you have never experienced the POWER of positive drinking 

to quote St. Foster Brooks "with tequila, all things are possible a good idea"

Quote from: aikorob on December 14, 2023, 01:41:22 PM

Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on December 13, 2023, 11:07:20 PMI've done a lot of stupid things in my 38 years on this primitive mudball inhabited by psychotic apes, but even I'm not dumb enough to step into the ring with a 2,000 pound animal that wants to hurt me.

That's a special kind of stupid right there. 

Obviously you have never experienced the POWER of positive drinking 

to quote St. Foster Brooks "with tequila, all things are possible a good idea"

Speaking only for myself, I've never been drunk to the point where getting into a rodeo ring with a bull seemed like a good idea.

I have, however, walked into a fence, a washing machine and a support post for an awning while drunk.

Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on December 14, 2023, 02:22:27 PM

Quote from: aikorob on December 14, 2023, 01:41:22 PM

Quote from: 12_Gauge_Chimp on December 13, 2023, 11:07:20 PMI've done a lot of stupid things in my 38 years on this primitive mudball inhabited by psychotic apes, but even I'm not dumb enough to step into the ring with a 2,000 pound animal that wants to hurt me.

That's a special kind of stupid right there. 

Obviously you have never experienced the POWER of positive drinking 

to quote St. Foster Brooks "with tequila, all things are possible a good idea"

Speaking only for myself, I've never been drunk to the point where getting into a rodeo ring with a bull seemed like a good idea.

I have, however, walked into a fence, a washing machine and a support post for an awning while drunk.

I'm not saying I was dumb in my younger days, but it would have taken very little "intoxicating substance" (choose your favorites, I tried 'em all) to get me to do this stuff.  I was a bit of a danger junkie.

I saw this before, but someone turned the dude into Hulk in this newer version. Still LMAO at this one.


https://i.imgur.com/vzEXufb.mp4

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A nervous skydiver on his first solo jump is going through a last-minute check with his instructor. 

"Just jump, pull your main ripcord, and wait three seconds," the instructor says. "If your main chute doesn't deploy, wait three seconds and pull your reserve ripcord. If you miss the drop zone, walk to the nearest road and flag down the bus. The bus route goes right past the drop zone." 

The skydiver jumps and pulls his main ripcord. 

Nothing.

He waits three seconds and pulls his reserve ripcord. 

Still nothing. 

"I'll bet anything that damned bus doesn't show up, either." He says to himself. 

What's that in the grass that bit me on the ass, that's a moray.

When he chops off your head and you're suddenly dead, that's samurai

That hole in the stall, there on the side wall, that's a glory.

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I started giggling just reading the headline, but the comments...  I had tears going down my face reading those!

Son Called Out For Mocking Mom After Her Roomba Escaped And Ended Up In The Pool
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It's the ultimate prepper jacket!  Of course, by the time you figured out which pocket whatever you needed was hiding in, you might have died... 


https://randomitemdrop.tumblr.com/post/632382826548019200

Jacket with 175 Pockets by General Research

Quote from: EBuff75 on March 06, 2024, 10:09:28 PMIt's the ultimate prepper jacket!  Of course, by the time you figured out which pocket whatever you needed was hiding in, you might have died... 


https://randomitemdrop.tumblr.com/post/632382826548019200

Jacket with 175 Pockets by General Research

My best friend was over last night and he and my wife were talking about this.  Are you spying on me Ebuff75?

Anyway, they asked what I'd put in all those pockets.  I told 'em, "Quarters.  Improvised body armor."

Quote from: EBuff75 link=msg=40862 date=17097845-68It's the ultimate prepper jacket!  Of course, by the time you figured out which pocket whatever you needed was hiding in, you might have died... 


https://randomitemdrop.tumblr.com/post/632382826548019200

Jacket with 175 Pockets by General Research

<laughing> Oh my gosh, that was supposed to be so, um, clever?... maybe on paper?  Oh the other hand, the reality maybe not so much. There are some problems, as you do point out. LOL

And... the visual is so very ROLFLOL! 

Back in the 90s, when I was a kid and collected comic books, I remember a comic I had where the main character (or possibly another character in the comic) wore a vest that had about as many pockets as that jacket.

Looked just as goofy in comic form as it does in real life.

It's from some designer in Japan and dates back about 30 years from what I read, so there could be an actual tie-in to a comic book!  They're also insanely expensive!  https://www.grailed.com/browse/general-research-175-pocket

Quote from: EBuff75 on March 07, 2024, 08:01:45 AMIt's from some designer in Japan and dates back about 30 years from what I read, so there could be an actual tie-in to a comic book!  They're also insanely expensive!  https://www.grailed.com/browse/general-research-175-pocket

I was wondering why you posted this in JotD, but then I saw that they were proudly offering FREE SHIPPING on one of their $8,500 jackets. 

I'm trying to picture some dude looking at buying one and turning it down because he had to pay $15 for shipping.

I have bkmarked a youtube channel by Bobbi Althoff. I've forgotten who she is or why it's bkmarked.

Click

This showed up. "Bobbi Althoff is a social media star with over 80 followers..."

I'm sorry, what? Over 80 followers?  Typo?

Looked a bit deeper and found this:
Bobbi Althoff is a social media star with over 80 followers and the host of The Really Good Podcast. A master interviewer with weeks of experience interviewing celebrities, Bobbi asks the questions that no one wants to know the answers to. Her toddler called The Really Good Podcast the most listened-to podcast in the world, and several of her videos have more than 900 views. Follow her @Bobbialthoff on Instagram or TikTok to learn more about podcasting's biggest star.



Really?

- over 80 followers
- weeks of experience
- she asks the questions no one wants to know the answers to
- several of her vids have more than 900 views
- her toddler calls her show the most listened to in the world


Girl has a sense of humor.