Joke of the day

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[Ever (Zombiepreparation)]

Watching stand up comedian Helen Hong talking about the lock down months. Said:
"I have a new type of person that I'm into now because of the pandemic. Yeah, I'm into doomsday preppers. Yeah. Remember when we thought doomsday peppers were just cuckoo pants weirdos? And then covid happened. And then we had the great toilet paper crisis. Now I'm on Tender and if you don't have 30 cases of beans in your basement, swipe left, asshole. No 2,000 pack of mac & cheese? Keep it moving. I want someone who's thinking long term."

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[NT2C]

Damn, I'm stoked that I could read and understand either one. Not bad for an old boomer. 

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If I were still in that business...

[NapalmMan67]

The little thugs in our AO would either break the glass and steal the contents, or steal the whole damn machine.
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[RickOShea]

Either the new $8 verified twitter account thing is getting outta hand, or things have escalated in a weird way down in Brazil.

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LOL....LMAO even.

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[Anianna]

Tbf, granny was saying the same thing about her GenX kids gagging on spoons in their parachute pants.

[RickOShea]

Tbf, granny was saying the same thing about her GenX kids gagging on spoons in their parachute pants.

Tbf, my Grandfathers would have snatched a knot in my ass if I spoke to either of my Grandmothers in anything other than proper, polite Southern English.  

[NapalmMan67]

Tbf, granny was saying the same thing about her GenX kids gagging on spoons in their parachute pants.

To coin an acronym, TBF...  I was saying that 40 years ago in High School when the other kids were saying that.  Never understood the want to alter language and it's meanings so much, as to other people wonder what the hell I was saying.  ALTHOUGH, I did look stylish in my parachute pants and Members only jacket.  

And I have no earthly idea what that kid is saying in that meme.  

[MacWa77ace]

Tbf, granny was saying the same thing about her GenX kids gagging on spoons in their parachute pants.

To coin an acronym, TBF...  I was saying that 40 years ago in High School when the other kids were saying that.  Never understood the want to alter language and it's meanings so much, as to other people wonder what the hell I was saying.  ALTHOUGH, I did look stylish in my parachute pants and Members only jacket. 

And I have no earthly idea what that kid is saying in that meme. 

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My 'stylish' was a Hawaiian shirt, Jeans, docksiders and glacier sunglasses. 

[12_Gauge_Chimp]

Every time I hear someone talk like the kid in that picture, I think of Samuel L. Jackson in "Pulp Fiction" when he says "English motherf**ker, do you speak it ?!".